YOUR AI COPY IS BORING AND LIFELESS

Five Great Headlines is your shortcut to a more attention-grabbing, likeable brand.

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You’re only 5 Great Headlines away from a smarter, harder working brand.

You’re only 5 Great Headlines away from a smarter, harder working brand.

  • Generic voice syndrome: Your AI copy talks, sounds and sells just like everybody else. This forces you to compete on price, or outspend on ads.

  • Zero Wit. Zero Spark: Great writing delights your customers with ‘Ah-Ha!’ moments. Sadly, your AI copy is one long ‘ho-hum’ moment.

  • So safe, it’s dangerous: Your AI copy is perfectly logical. It has all the right details. And it’s so f-ing safe nobody can remember it.

Here’s what
you get:

• Five Great Headlines, a nicely designed presentation deck. You can see a sample deck here.

• The deck shows your headlines placed in web pages, social posts and billboards

• You also get customized AI prompts that turn your human-written headlines into smarter AI-generated content. E-mail campaigns. Social media campaigns. Web copy. Newsletters.

If you want instant free mediocrity, AI is absolutely the right choice. If want ideas that delight your customers, now you have Five Great Headlines. Invest $500 and wait just three business days.

Five Great Headlines

The fastest, easiest way to put humanity back in your marketing.

The first time you got AI to write your marketing, it felt like a miracle. Wowza! Instant, free professional sounding copy.

But now reality is settling in. Your AI copy is perfect, but also perfectly boring. Why? Because AI is a word prediction machine. It uses complex math to pick the most logical words. It’s not trying to be interesting or lovable. It’s not looking for that clever hook to set you apart.

You’re screwed two ways. You’re boring and you sound like everybody else.

That’s why we created Five Great Headlines. Headlines are ideas in their most powerful, concentrated form. And we get Canada’s best human copywriters to write them for you.

You don’t need to hire an ad agency. You don’t need to wait weeks. Five Great Headlines ruthlessly strips away everything that isn’t pure creative thinking time.

Your personal Five Great Headlines Book will instantly give you a creative human edge. And you can use the headlines TWO ways.

Use them directly in your marketing.

Use the headlines to feed better prompts into AI

The Benefits of Five Great Headlines

  • Stand out from your competitors.

    Your headlines are original creations made just for you.

  • Your headlines can guide all your marketing.

    We include customized AI prompts that make your AI copy sound more like you.

  • Sound more human and likeable.

    A little humanity goes a long way to winning customer trust.

Five Great Headlines. Just Three Simple Steps.

Step 1:

Fill out our
online brief.

Bonus: This will also help you figure out what’s great about your business.

Step 2:

We get to work.

One of Canada’s best copywriters gives you hours of their undivided attention.

Step 3:

You get your
Five Great
Headlines book

Your beautifully designed digital book arrives in just three business days. Ready to inspire you and your customers.

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10 Reasons why people choose 5 Great Headlines

  • We are the fastest, easiest and most affordable way to get expert-level marketing help. Each headline is an idea, an interesting way to think about your biz.ription text goes here

  • Digital ads, social posts, your website, e-mail, posters, storefronts, promotional merch… headlines can work virtually everywhere.

  • Your competitors are grinding out the same generic AI copy. You can do better.

  • A great headline tells everybody what to expect. Your staff. Your customers. Even you.

  • Bland marketing is invisible. Our briefing template helps you decide your brand personality.

  • Customers want to buy from people who are having fun and love what they do. Let Five Great Headlines lead the way.

  • Your Five Great Headlines Book acts like a guiding star for everybody working on your brand. You even get customized AI prompts to help you generate better AI copy.

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  • Our copywriters are proven idea machines. Our unique method ensures that nearly 100% of their time is spent focused on thinking and writing.

  • Even the leanest and meanest agency has lots of moving parts.

  • Underwhelmed with your marketing team’s efforts? Ordering Five Great Headlines is the no-brainer way to see what another expert thinks.